in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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