Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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