like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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