Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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