doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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