Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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