So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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