its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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