She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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