my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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