found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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