check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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