the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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