I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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