I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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