I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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