I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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