Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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