Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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