In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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