no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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