Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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