you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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