i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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