I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
apparently the secret to your success is patron
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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