that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Actions speak louder than pants.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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