Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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