Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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