shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We're too hungover to prance.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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