and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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