He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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