Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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