Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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