R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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