He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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