Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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