I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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