he wants to bone in the snuggie
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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