these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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