Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
false alarm, still single
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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