living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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