She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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