i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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