I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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