That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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