Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i think i just lost a toe
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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