I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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