ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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