his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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