I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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