kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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