My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
